Who needs Halloween decorations when you've got a snake-charmer cat?

I'm considering leaving my box of Halloween decorations in the attic this year...not for any profoundly moral reason like "it's unchristian," but because Cleo, our snake-charming feline, has brought 3 reptiles inside the house in the past two days! Yes, Cleo, has decided to make her own Halloween mischief by dropping 2 baby diamondback rattle snakes (or maybe it's the same snake) and 1 gecko inside our home! Creepy enough for ya?! No need to hang up any fake cob webs or lizards this year! We've got our own version of goulish decorum...and it's not fake!!!

My "deeply" analytical mind is trying to process this as something big like God's intervening (albeit creepy) "whisper" to remember my own mortality and seize the day...2 close calls with a couple of vipers tends to wake you up a bit. But why couldn't he just send a benign butterfly to do the whispering? A rattlesnack?! REALLY GOD??!!!